Exercise, Discipline, THEN Affection, got it?

I have no free time.  The little horrors devils angels are throwing multiple tantrums multiple times a day.  Since daycare, they are going to bed later and crabbier and spending their afternoons at home struggling for my attention (or J's when she's on call).  To make matters worse we had a bright idea.  Its name is Chessie and

it's a pain in the ass.  But it is very cute, so I guess the Little Shit can stay.  My only concern is that she gets enough attention that Ceasar doesn't need to visit us in a couple of years.  That would suck.

Speaking of Ceasar.  I always wonder how he behaves towards his family.  As the Alpha Male does he nip at his childrens' necks with his fingers to prevent them touching the electrical outlets?  Does he encourage his wife to wean by her snarling and snapping at the babies when she feels it's time to get them off the breast? 

I imagine him tiring his toddlers with "exercise" first thing in the morning prior to any necessary "discipline", possibly a poke on the neck for jumping on the bed,  followed by a wee bit of "affection" snuggle time just before the morning nap.

Ahhh, Ceasar, come and help me with this yappy, barky, bitey, snappy, and PEEING pup.  Let me know when to relax (she is just a baby after all) and when to get all Alpha on her ass. 

Comments

[Tracy]

Congrats on the new addition to the family. She is adorable. Is she really a Chessie like her name says? Our dog is a chocolate Chesapeake Bay Retriever. They are great with kids. Thanks for the visual of Ceasar with his kids. I was chuckling all day about that one.